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xmas-jokes: Billy Gates writes ...
Billy Gates writes to Santa Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you ve had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It s really neat how you re able to do that year after year. I guess that s h... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: Billy Gates writes ...
Billy Gates writes to Santa Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you ve had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It s really neat how you re able to do that year after year. I guess that s h... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: Rating your Christmas ...
Rating your Christmas parties If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you ll be expected to thro... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: Rating your Christmas ...
Rating your Christmas parties If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your guests, the next day, call you up to say they had a nice time. Now you ll be expected to thro... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Australian Christmas ...
The Australian Christmas Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWe... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Australian Christmas ...
The Australian Christmas Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWe... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Chinese Pay ...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year s Day.”Smith: “So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don t have a Christmas the week before!”... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Chinese Pay ...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year s Day.”Smith: “So I understand, but, then again, the Chinese don t have a Christmas the week before!”... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The politically correct ...
The politically correct Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warr... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The politically correct ...
The politically correct Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me:TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warr... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Shopping Criminal ...
The Shopping Criminal It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.“That s no offense”, said the judge... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Shopping Criminal ...
The Shopping Criminal It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.“That s no offense”, said the judge... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Twelve Days ...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95 On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .2 GPFsand Windows 95 for my PCOn the 3rd day of Christ... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: The Twelve Days ...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95 On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .2 GPFsand Windows 95 for my PCOn the 3rd day of Christ... - Tags: xmas, ...
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animals-jokes: THE XMAS PARROT…. ...
THE XMAS PARROT…. One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop lookingfor an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggesteda parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. Thi... - Tags: animals, ...
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xmas-jokes: Twas the night ...
Twas the night before Christmas,Da whole house was mella,Not a creature was stirrin ,Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.When up on da roofI heard somethin pound,I sprung to da window,To scream, “YO! Keep it down!”When what t... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: Twas the night ...
Twas the night before Christmas,Da whole house was mella,Not a creature was stirrin ,Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.When up on da roofI heard somethin pound,I sprung to da window,To scream, “YO! Keep it down!”When what t... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: What is a ...
What is a stable? Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.I thought for a moment how... - Tags: xmas, ...
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What is a stable? Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.I thought for a moment how... - Tags: xmas, ...
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xmas-jokes: You Need to ...
You Need to Join the Lord s ArmyJack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.T... - Tags: xmas, ...
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You Need to Join the Lord s ArmyJack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. The preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside.T... - Tags: xmas, ...
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