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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Boucher-s-Observation: ...oldage-jokes: choruses travel Why ... choruses travel Why do high school choruses travel so often?Keeps assassins guessing. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-choruses-travel-Why ...math-jokes: confident that sleep ... confident that sleep can not be induced in an introductory statistics class by lecturing on z-scores.8. Their idea of a scenic and exotic trip is traveling three standard deviations above the mean in a normal distributio... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/math-jokes-confident-that-sleep ...political-jokes: Dan Quayle, Newt ... Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in the Midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. When they come down and extract th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/travel-tourist-tourism-jokes-Heard-on-a ...travel-jokes: IIn a very ... IIn a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.They angrily look one at the other.Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/travel-tourist-tourism-jokes-On-a-truck ...travel-jokes: On the back ... On the back of a van Seen on the back of a van in Rochester, New York:Caution: Blind Man DrivingOn the side of the van (after passing it to see who might be driving):Rochester Venetian Blind Co.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-Smart-Dog-A ...travel-jokes: Talking on a ... Talking on a plane The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual event that took place during a flight.As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his pass... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/travel-tourist-tourism-jokes-Talking-on-a ...farmer-jokes: Texan farmer travels ... Texan farmer travels A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at l... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/farmer-jokes-Texan-farmer-travels ...professional-jokes: The 4 engineers ... The 4 engineers Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to their destination the car stalled on them. Then the first engineer who was a mechanical engineer said, “don t worry its prob... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-The-4-engineers ...political-jokes: The Clinton s ... The Clinton s and the Gores are traveling aboard Air Force One. Bill Clinton looks out the window and says, "You know, I bet I could drop a $10,000 bill out the window and make one person very happy!" Al Gore comments, "... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/political-jokes-The-Clinton-s ...gender-jokes: The Convicted Felon ... The Convicted Felon Returns A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o clock news.Because he had to b... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Convicted-Felon ...adult-jokes: The tour bus ... The tour bus traveling through northern Nevada passed briefly at the Mustang Ranch, near Sparks. The guide noted: "We are now passing the largest house of prostitution in America." A male passenger shouted "WHY?!?"... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-The-tour-bus ...love-jokes: THE WORLD S ... THE WORLD S SHORTEST BOOKS…. 20. BEAUTY SECRETS by Janet Reno 19. HOME BUILT AIRPLANES by John Denver 18. HOW TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL by Dan Marino 17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton 16. MY LIFE S MEMORIES ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/love-jokes-THE-WORLD-S ...adult-jokes: There was a ... There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-There-was-a ...fishing-jokes: Things You Should ... Things You Should Never Say at a Strange Tackle Shop “All right, whose going to be a sport and show me their favorite fishing hole?”“Anyone know who owns the red pick-up out front that I just hit?”About the shop s mercha... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/fishing-jokes-Things-You-Should ...professional-jokes: TICKETS…. Three engineers ... TICKETS…. Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to aconference. At the station, the three accountants each bought ticketsand watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket.“How are three pe... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-TICKETS….-Three-engineers ...travel-jokes: Tour near glaciers ... Tour near glaciers The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual guide and his response to questions.Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same questions over an... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/travel-tourist-tourism-jokes-Tour-near-glaciers ...business-jokes: Travel in a ... Travel in a sailboat The banker fell overboard from a friend s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, “Can you float alone?”“Obviously,” the banker re... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Travel-in-a ...parents-jokes: Travel on the ... Travel on the plane For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children.She finally rea... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/parents-jokes-Travel-on-the ...adult-jokes: Two aliens landed ... Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The ga... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-Two-aliens-landed ...travel-jokes: Where are we ... Where are we going? An American man, a Russian man, and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. “Aaah!” he said. “We re right o... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WOMEN-S-BUMPER ...math-jokes: Worries while flying ... Worries while flying Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight, the pilot announced that they had lost an engine, but don t worry, there are three left.However, i... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/math-jokes-Worries-while-flying ...travel-jokes: You re at ... You re at a Bad Motel Top Signs You re At A Bad MotelThe “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.The “magic fingers vibration” is sup... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/travel-tourist-tourism-jokes-You-re-at ...travel-jokes: You re in ... You re in the Desert 16 Ways of Knowing You re in the DesertYou no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.You can say 110 degrees without fainting.You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.You can make instant ... - Tags:
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