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topten-jokes: bitch. Care to ...
bitch. Care to push your luck? 5. My sexual preference is NO 6. My body is my temple, now get on your knees and pray. 7. It s not the size that counts, it s...no, wait, size does count.8. Remember men, girls are made of ... - Tags: topten, ...
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covered expense is embalming.8. Your Prozac comes in colors and has little "m"s on each pill.7. Preventive Care Coverage includes "an apple a day".6. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill ... - Tags: topten, ...
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topten-jokes: TOP 10 SIGNS ...
TOP 10 SIGNS SOMEONE PLAYS TOO MANY VIDEO GAMES10. They ask for all their money in quarters.9. They re not sure what season, or year it is.8. They re best friends names are Super Mario, Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have r... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAMILY IS STRESSED...10. Conversations often begin with "Put the gun down, and then we can talk".9. The school principal has your number on speed-dial.8. The cat is on Valium.7. People have trouble unde... - Tags: topten, ...
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topten-jokes: TOP TEN BAD ...
TOP TEN BAD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A SUMMER TIME SHARE WITH DARTH VADER10. Claims those long-distance calls to the Death Star aren t his.9. Uses Jedi powers to shake up your root beer right before you open it.8. He s always... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN LIST OF PUT DOWNS TO MEN1. Please don t talk to my breasts. You won t be meeting them.2. If you want to control someone, sleep with your remote. 3. I always choose chocolate over men. ALWAYS 4. 51... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Reasons Studying is Better Than Sex...10. You can usually find someone to do it with.9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.8. You can finish early with-out feelings of... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked...1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.3. "I d love to chip in, but I left my ... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX.....10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.8. The uglier you look, t... - Tags: topten, ...
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topten-jokes: Top Ten Signs ...
Top Ten Signs That You ve Had Too Much Of The 90 s...10. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a "9" to get an outside line.9. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone i... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Signs You Know You ve Joined A Redneck HMO...10. Your Viagra prescription includes a Popsicle stick and some duct tape.9. The only 100... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Signs Your Spouse Is Having A Cyber Affair...10. Lately, she sits at the computer naked.9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.7. In the morning, the computer sc... - Tags: topten, ...
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topten-jokes: TOP TEN SONG ...
TOP TEN SONG TITLES ON THE POPE S NEW ALBUM10. Girls Just Want To Be Nuns9. Wind Beneath My Vestments8. Pretty Fly (For A Celibate Guy)7. A Whiter Shade Of Robe6. Exactly Like A Virgin5. Sistine Candles4. Take This Job A... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A VAGINA FOR A DAY...10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.8. See if they could finally do the spl... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend s Parents...10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I m not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.9. There ain t nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HI... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...10. Cats facial expressions9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors8. Why bean sprouts aren t just weeds7. Fat clothes6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN T10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Keep your head down... - Tags: topten, ...
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topten-jokes: Top Ten Things ...
Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren t10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He s one hard judge!8. Counselor, let s do it in chambers.7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.6. Is it a penal offense?5.... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Things To Say About a Christmas Gift You Don t Like...10. Hey! Now there s a gift! 9. Well, well, well... 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would ve fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.9. Get a blow job.8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.7. Pee standing up while tal... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Things You Don t Want To Hear From Your Real Estate Agent When You Go To Settlement On Your New Home...1. "I think unexplained crop circles add a unique flair to any home s garden."2. "Actually, it s only the rea... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...10. Hey! It s my turn to sit in the front pew.9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable th... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN TV SHOWS IN IRAQ10. Husseinfeld9. Mad About Everything8. Allah McBeal7. Wheel of Fortune and Terror6. Achmed s Creek5. The Price is Right if Saddam Says it s Right4. Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Da... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Ways To Be An Annoying Usher...10. Show up drunk. I mean REALLY drunk.9. SQUEEZE as many people as you can in each row before opening up the next one. We re going for efficiency here.8. Two words: "Bathroom Key"7... - Tags: topten, ...
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TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.9. You re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.7. Your husband is sudd... - Tags: topten, ...
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Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...1. The cucumber has left the salad.2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.3. Your soldier ain t so unknown now.4. Quasimodo needs to go back... - Tags: topten, ...
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