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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-First-Law-of ...fishing-jokes: Fishing tips It ... Fishing tips It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-George-and-Harriet ...gender-jokes: GIFTS FOR MEN…. ... GIFTS FOR MEN…. Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1:When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if healready has... - Tags:
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