oldage-jokes: 26 SIGNS THAT ... 26 SIGNS THAT YOU GREW UP…. a. Your potted plants stay alive.b. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.c. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.d. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.e. You hear y... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-50-Fun-Things ...business-jokes: A stagnant science ... A stagnant science is at a standstill.A theory is better than its explanation.A transistor protected by a fast-acting fuse will protect the fuse by blowing first.A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake t... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-A-stagnant-science ...science-jokes: Actual Science Tests ... Actual Science Tests Report… These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests. When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins, oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is p... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Actual-Science-Tests ...science-jokes: Administratrium, A New ... Administratrium, A New Element! Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element, tentatively named Administrat... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Administratrium,-A-New ...science-jokes: Atlantic Ocean says……. ... Atlantic Ocean says……. Q: What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Indian Ocean? A: “Try and be more Pacific!” ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Benjamin-Franklin-Q: ...science-jokes: big flower say ... big flower say to the little flower Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower? A: How are you, bud? ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-big-flower-say ...science-jokes: Biologist experiment There ... Biologist experiment There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says “Jump frog, jump!”. The frog jumps 2 feet. He ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Biologist-experiment-There ...science-jokes: Blondes to the ... Blondes to the moon At a press conference the Brunettes announce they are going to make a trip to the Moon. The Redheads speak up “That s been done before, we re going to go to Mars”. The Blondes speak up “That s nothing... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Blondes-to-the ...science-jokes: Cartoon Laws of ... Cartoon Laws of Physics Cartoon Law IAny body suspended in space will remain in space until made aware of its situation.Daffy Duck steps off a cliff, expecting further pastureland. He loiters in midair, soliloquizing fli... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Cartoon-Laws-of ...science-jokes: Chemistry song 16 ... Chemistry song 16 Lab Reports(to the tune of “Jingle Bells”)Dashing through the labwith a tan page lab reportTaking all those testsand laughing at them allBells for fire drills ringmaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Chemistry-song-17 ...business-jokes: Common sense is ... Common sense is not so common.Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. - Descartes, 1637Communication with the dead is only a little more difficult than communicat... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Common-sense-is ...science-jokes: Dihydrogen monoxide BAN ... Dihydrogen monoxide BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE! THE INVISIBLE KILLERDihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental in... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Dihydrogen-monoxide-BAN ...business-jokes: Fifth Law of ... Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoid... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Fifth-Law-of ...business-jokes: Gold s Law: ... Gold s Law: If the shoe fits, it s uglyGoldenstern s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the rules.Gordian Maxim: If a str... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Gold-s-Law: ...business-jokes: He who shouts ... He who shouts the loudest has the floor.He who walks in another s tracks leaves no footprints.Hindsight is an exact science.History is the science of what never happens twice.History repeats itself. That is one of the th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/answering-machine-jokes-Hello.-This-is ...science-jokes: if a tree ... if a tree is a dogwood tree Q: How can you tell? A: By its bark! ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-if-a-tree ...school-jokes: Kid Science Quotes ... Kid Science Quotes The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain s contention that the ‘most inte... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-Kid-Science-Quotes ...professional-jokes: LAB RATS VS ... LAB RATS VS COMPUTER PROGRAMMER…. Just for fun, lets compare the conditions of lab rats and thetypical computer programmer:Lab Rats ProgrammersWander through endless Wander through endlessmazes hopelessly searching mazes... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-limestone-says…-Q: ...medical-jokes: MEET YOUR MATE…. ... MEET YOUR MATE…. Dictionary for Personal AdsWOMEN S ADS40-ish……………. 49Adventurer………… Slept with all your friendsAthletic………….. No titsAverage looking……. Has a face like a basset houndBeautiful…………. Pathological liarConta... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-MEET-YOUR-MATE…. ...science-jokes: Neptune say to ... Neptune say to Saturn Q: What did Neptune say to Saturn? A: Give me a ring sometime! ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-New-element-was ...science-jokes: O Humid Night(Melody: ... O Humid Night(Melody: “O Holy Night”)O Humid NightAnopheline mosquitoesAre circling you in the hope of a meal.She takes a bite, saliva from her mouthpartsDrool parasites which you can t see or feelYour brain can get sick... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-one-volcano-say ...school-jokes: OUT OF COLLEGE…. ... OUT OF COLLEGE…. YOU KNOW YOU RE OUT OF COLLEGE WHEN: Your salary is less than your tuition. * Your potted plants stay alive. * Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd. * You keep more food than beer in the fridge. * Y... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Q:-What-did ...science-jokes: Reasons for the ... Reasons for the Mir Accident After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the station and its resident ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Reasons-for-the ...science-jokes: rose ride a ... rose ride a bike Q: How does a rose ride a bike? A: By pushing its petals! ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-rose-ride-a ...science-jokes: Science One-liners Mole ... Science One-liners Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23——–If you re not part of the solution, you re part of the precipitate——–(Picture of Einstein in a police uniform with caption): 186,000 miles per second. It s not... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Seisline-prayer:-O ...idiots-jokes: Stupid people stories ... Stupid people stories IDIOTS & RETAILI was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complet... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-telephone-Q:-How ...science-jokes: The astronomy jokes ... The astronomy jokes NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn t accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover s built-in display which showed a windows screen and the text “press any key to continue”.It is... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-astronomy-jokes ...science-jokes: The beguiling ideas ... The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain s contention that the ‘most interesting information... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-beguiling-ideas ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 01 Biology ChristmasTHE NIGHT BEFORE DEFENCE(or A Visit From Citrate)Twas the night before defence, when all through te labNot a gel box was shaking, with stain or with MAb;The columns were hung in the c... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-biology-song ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 02 To the tune of “Send in the Clowns”So this is it,A few bases to go,I ve tried and I ve tried but the techniques s so slow.I ve poured my gels,I ve run quite a few.Full of bubbles, they leaked and why ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-biology-song ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 03 ODE TO A CLONEBy John Scalzi(This originally appeared in America Online s “Howdy” area on March 6th.)Oh clone, my clone, how can you bear itTo exist knowing you have only one parent?No zygote you, whe... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-biology-song ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 04 A Mad Scientist ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas and all thru my house,Not a specimen was stirring, not even a louse.The test tubes were capped and the rat cages closed,The mold cultures fuzzy... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-biology-song ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 05 Hark! The Streptococcus Brings(Melody: “Hark! The Herald = Angels Sing”)Hark! the Streptococcus bringsStrep sore throat to all who sing,Chloraseptic doesn t cure itOther people s sneezing lures it.If ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-The-biology-song ...science-jokes: The biology song ... The biology song 07 Away in a Test Tube(Melody: “Away in a Manger”)Away in a test tubeMy plague cultures growOn nutrient agarMankind s greatest foeIt s easy to grow themIf one does it rightAt thirty-five CelsiusAll day a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-the-spaceship-Q: ...classic-jokes: The teacher of ... The teacher of the Earth Science class was lecturing on map reading. He spent the class explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes. Towards the end of class, the teacher asked his students, "Suppose I ask... - Tags:
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