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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-THIS-IS-AN ...medical-jokes: THREE MEDICAL TYPES…. ... THREE MEDICAL TYPES…. An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and arein heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let intoheaven, and the doctor explains to God that he helped people saveor regain ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-U-down-in ...medical-jokes: U down in ... U down in U-ville, the tall and the small,Would stand all united, each U and each S,And they d sing Uville s anthem, “God bless us! God bless!”All around their Twin Towers of Uville, they d stand,and their voices would d... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-WHERE-DO-YOU ...medical-jokes: While suturing a ... While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old man, thedoctor asked his patient how he thought George W. Bush was doingas President. The old man said, “Ya know, Bush is a post turtle.” Not knowing whatthe old m... - Tags:
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