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www.funnyjokes1.com/idiots-jokes-Face-like-a ...political-jokes: George W. Bush ... George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me." Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can t hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans a... - Tags:
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