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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-(now-get-this…)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ...sport-jokes: 8-Iron Shot A ... 8-Iron Shot A golfer hit his ball off the tee into a deep thicket. When he finds his ball, he decided to try and hit it out using his 8-iron. He tries several swings at it but can t dislodge it from the growth. Dejected ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-guy-was ...adult-jokes: A husband and ... A husband and wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local country club. The man and woman meet the pro and head onto the driving range. The man goes up to hit first. He swings and hits the ball 100 yards. The go... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-husband-and ...adult-jokes: A husband and ... A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ba... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-man-is ...sport-jokes: A man out ... A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind the ball he discovers a witch (hat and all) stirring acauldron. So out of curiosity he asks her what she is brewing.“A magic potion” she replies.“Well... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/religion-religious-jokes-A-priest,-scientist, ...sport-jokes: A Round of ... A Round of Golf A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-A-Round-of ...religion-jokes: A sailor and ... A sailor and a priest were playing golf. The sailor took his first shot missed and said, "Fuck, I missed." Surprised, the priest replied, "Don t use that kind of language or god will punish you." The sailor took aim and ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-An-American-businessman ...golf-jokes: August 10, 2005PEEING ... August 10, 2005PEEING ETIQUETTE FOR MALE GOLFERS…. 1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.2. Form a loose grip.3. Keep your head down.4. Avoid a quick back swing.5. Stay out of the water.6. Try not to hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-August-10,-2005PEEING ...sport-jokes: August 11, 2005Golf ... August 11, 2005Golf Fatality Golf Fatality A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-August-11,-2005Golf ...golf-jokes: AVID GOLFER…. There ... AVID GOLFER…. There s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he s a golffanatic. Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. Hegets up very early and golfs all day long.Well, this one Saturday morning, he gets up ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-AVID-GOLFER….-There ...sport-jokes: Bee Sting A ... Bee Sting A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, “Is anyone here a doctor.”One guy, who was pretty drunk, stand... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Bee-Sting-A ...sport-jokes: Blind Golf? A ... Blind Golf? A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard onthe right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Blind-Golf?-A ...sport-jokes: Bowling Alley Fun ... Bowling Alley Fun Things to do at a Bowling Alley Everytime you throw exclaim “TAKE THAT, YOU!!!” continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out. When ever a strike “X” appears on the screen, start yelling about how ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-Can-you-please ...professional-jokes: Comprehending Engineers - ... Comprehending Engineers - Take One============================Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,“Where did you get such a great bike?”The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking alon... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-Comprehending-Engineers-- ...sport-jokes: Desert island encounter ... Desert island encounter This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Desert-island-encounter ...animals-jokes: DO NOT SAVE ... DO NOT SAVE - PASS ONA man takes the day off work anddecides to go out golfing.He is on the second hole when henotices a frog sitting next tothe green.He thinks nothing of it and isabout to shoot when hehears, Ribbit 9 I... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-DO-NOT-SAVE ...sport-jokes: Female Golf Pro ... Female Golf Pro There were three men waiting to tee off at hole#1 when a beautiful lady walked up to them and asked if she could join them, and of course they said yes! She was putting for an even round on 18. She had ab... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Female-Golf-Pro ...sport-jokes: Fire Engine Red ... Fire Engine Red Golfball A guy is golfing with his buddy and when they approach the 5th hole with a water hazard, he takes a fire engine red golf ball out of his bag and tees it up. The buddy notices the unusual ball and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Fire-Engine-Red ...sport-jokes: Fred and Harry ... Fred and Harry Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the golf course, Fred had hit his ball into the woods.Harry, laughed and poked fun, but then somehow managed to hit his ball into the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Fred-and-Harry ...sport-jokes: Funeral A guy ... Funeral A guy is out golfing with his buddy when the two of them see a funeral procession go by the outer perimeter of the course. The guy takes his hat off and waits for the procession to pass by before putting. His fri... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Funeral-A-guy ...sport-jokes: God and Moses ... God and Moses went golfing. God and Moses were out golfing. They were both doing well. Then they came up to the 5th hole. It was a dogleg to the left, with a lake to the right. Moses got up and hit a long shot with a lit... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-God-and-Moses ...sport-jokes: Golf Amateur to ... Golf Amateur to Pro An amateur golfer and a pro golfer were talking. The pro was bragging how he could hit a 7-iron 180 yards to the green and back it up. The amateur was impressed and asked him how he did it. “Well,” sa... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Amateur-to ...sport-jokes: Golf Ball Genie ... Golf Ball Genie A couple wins a trip to an expensive golf resort. When they arrive, they decided to head straight to the front nine and get in a few holes in before dinner. As the man was getting ready to make his first ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Ball-Genie ...sport-jokes: Golf Caddy Quotes ... Golf Caddy Quotes Golfer: “I ve played so poorly all day; I think I m going to go drown myself in that lake.”Caddy: “I doubt you could keep your head down that long.”Golfer: “I d move heaven and earth to be able to break... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Caddy-Quotes ...sport-jokes: Golf Clubs There ... Golf Clubs There was a businesswoman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined.The Shei... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Clubs-There ...sport-jokes: Golf Genie Golf ... Golf Genie Golf GenieA couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball don t knock ou... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Genie-Golf ...golf-jokes: GOLF HANDICAP…. Two ... GOLF HANDICAP…. Two golfers are waiting their turn on the tee when a naked womanruns across the fairway and into the woods. Two men in white coatsand another guy carrying a two buckets of sand are chasing her,and a littl... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-GOLF-HANDICAP….-Two ...sport-jokes: Golf is Like ... Golf is Like Urinating.. 10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.9. Form a loose grip. 8. Keep your head down. 7. Avoid a quick backswing. 6. Stay out of the water. 5. Try not to hit anybody. 4... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-is-Like ...sport-jokes: Golf Joke Suggestions ... Golf Joke Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.Form a loose grip.Keep your head down.Avoid a quick backswing.Stay out of the water.Try not to hit an... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Joke-Suggestions ...sport-jokes: Golf Shorts-4 1. ... Golf Shorts-4 1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: “Well, I have never played this badly before!”Caddy: “I didn t realize you had played before, sir... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Shorts-4-1. ...sport-jokes: Golf Widow A ... Golf Widow A lady decides that she better take up golf in order to enjoy her husband s company once in a while so she signs up for lessons with the club pro. After several lessons she starts to get various pieces of the ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-Widow-A ...sport-jokes: Golf “is” a ... Golf “is” a Drag! Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on the back nine when Bob paused, looked down the fairway and began to sob uncontrollably.The other three gathered around him and a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golf-“is”-a ...sport-jokes: Golfer Pays His ... Golfer Pays His Respects A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot putt to win the round, and the $200.As he was lining up his putt, a funeral ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golfer-Pays-His ...sport-jokes: Golfer s Best ... Golfer s Best Ball Did you hear the one about the golfer who claimed that the best ball he hit all day happened when he stepped on the rake lying in the sand trap. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golfer-s-Best ...sport-jokes: Golfers and the ... Golfers and the Genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through the window of a nearby house.The couple goes to the house to investigate the d... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golfers-and-the ...sport-jokes: Golfing Injury A ... Golfing Injury A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.The ball hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golfing-Injury-A ...sport-jokes: Golfing with Doc… ... Golfing with Doc… I was playing golf with my doctor friend one day.He ALWAYS hit his drives right down the middle of the fairway.My problem was that I ALWAYS hooked my ball completely off the fairway.I asked him for help... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Golfing-with-Doc… ...golf-jokes: GOLFING WITH THE ... GOLFING WITH THE WIFE…. The husband and wife were playing on the ninth green whenshe collapsed from a heart attack.“Please dear, I need help.” she said.The husband ran off saying “I ll go get some help.”A little while la... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-GOLFING-WITH-THE ...golf-jokes: GOLF…. “How was ... GOLF…. “How was your game, dear?” asked Jack s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight s gotten so badI couldn t see where the ball went,” he answered. “But you re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-GOLF….-“How-was ...golf-jokes: GOLF…. “How was ... GOLF…. “How was your game, dear?” asked Jack s wife Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight s gotten sobad I couldn t see where the ball went,” he answered. “But you re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-GOLF….-“How-was ...sport-jokes: Hell of a ... Hell of a Game A man goes golfing with his Friend, John. He arrives home several hours late. His wife asks,”What took you so long?” He replies,”Oh, honey, it was an horrible afternoon! On the third hole, John had a heart... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Hell-of-a ...sport-jokes: I Said the ... I Said the F Word A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest and confess his sins. He goes into the confessional box and says, “Father during the week I said the F-word.” The priest says, “Well my s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-I-Said-the ...sport-jokes: In the ravine. ... In the ravine. One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.The brush is quite thick, but... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-In-the-ravine. ...school-jokes: LAMAZE CLASS…. The ... LAMAZE CLASS…. The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamazeclass was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, alongwith informing the men how to give the nec... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-LAMAZE-CLASS….-The ...professional-jokes: MCDONNNEL DOUGLAS WARRENTY ... MCDONNNEL DOUGLAS WARRENTY REGISTRATION CARD…. This is funny. If you don t think so you may be upper management atMcDonnell-Douglas.This allegedly was posted very briefly on the McDonnell-DouglasWebsite by an employee th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-MCDONNNEL-DOUGLAS-WARRENTY ...sport-jokes: Moses and Jesus ... Moses and Jesus Play Golf vMoses and Jesus were part of a threesome playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Moses-and-Jesus ...business-jokes: Nerds versus jocks ... Nerds versus jocks An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?” Michael Jordan will make over $300,000 a game: $10,000 a minute, assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game.Assuming $40 mil... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Nerds-versus-jocks ...golf-jokes: of all people ... of all people at a party?A. Snoop in your medicine cabinet.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~31. In Shakespeare s time, mattresses were secured on bed frames byropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattr... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-of-all-people ...school-jokes: of the time ... of the time you spend in front of a computer isfor real work, not video games. * You re actually willing to pay a bit more to drink in abar that s not full of ‘21-year-old kids.* Golf is beginning to seem a lot less sill... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-of-the-time ...sport-jokes: OJ s Clock ... OJ s Clock A guy dies and goes to heaven. It s a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says “I m not very busy today, why don t you let me show you around?”The guy thinks this is a great i... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-OJ-s-Clock ...golf-jokes: One fine day ... One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets upto the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately,it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goeslooking for his ball and comes across this lit... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-One-fine-day ...adult-jokes: One golfer tells ... One golfer tells another: "Hey, guess what! I got a set of golf clubs for my wife!" the other replies, "GREAT trade!"... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-One-golfer-tells ...sport-jokes: Physiotherapist and the ... Physiotherapist and the Golfer A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oneliners-jokes-SHORT-JOKES-Why ...sport-jokes: Sid and Barney ... Sid and Barney play golf Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, “let s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Sid-and-Barney ...sport-jokes: Slow Golf Play ... Slow Golf Play A minister, priest and a rabbi were out playing golf at the country club and got behind a foursome moving so slowly, it was unbearable. The foursome hit their ball everywhere but in the fairway and took fo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Slow-Golf-Play ...sport-jokes: Tee Time! A ... Tee Time! A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about ready to hit, a voice came over the p.a. system -“Will the gentleman on the lady s tee please move back to the men s tee”.He looked ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Tee-Time!-A ...sport-jokes: The Amazing Golfball ... The Amazing Golfball A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, “Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to show you!” The golfer,... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-Amazing-Golfball ...sport-jokes: The game of ... The game of golf! In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.Golf ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-game-of ...sport-jokes: The Golfers One ... The Golfers One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and pleasant company so they asked him to join them again the following Sunday. “9.30 okay?”George said, “Fine, b... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-Golfers-One ...sport-jokes: The Incredible Golf ... The Incredible Golf Ball Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - “Hey, why don t you try this ball.” He draws a green golf ball out of his ba... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-Incredible-Golf ...golf-jokes: THE RACE TRACK…. ... THE RACE TRACK…. Bubba was from Tennessee and is a hard-shell Southern Baptist.He loved to sneak away to the race track. One day he was therebetting on the ponies and losing his shirt when he noticed apriest step out ont... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-THE-RACE-TRACK…. ...sport-jokes: The room was ... The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-room-was ...adult-jokes: The room was ... The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assura... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-The-room-was ...dirty-jokes: The room was ... The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assura... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-The-room-was ...professional-jokes: THE TOP 11 ... THE TOP 11 ENTRIES IN BILL GATES S DIARY 11. Invited entire tech-support department to play golf. BroughtMelissa to complete the foursome.10. Steve Jobs started work today. The silverware looks great, buthe doesn t do wi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-THE-TOP-11 ...sport-jokes: Things That Sound ... Things That Sound Dirty In Golf 1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.4. Look at the size of his putter.5. Keep your head down and spread your leg... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Things-That-Sound ...sport-jokes: Tiger Woods vs. ... Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder! At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that he, too, is an excellent golfer.Tiger is a bit skeptical that the blind musician can play golf well, but h... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Tiger-Woods-vs. ...golf-jokes: TO GOLF OR ... TO GOLF OR NOT TO GOLF…. Four guys who worked together always golfed as a group at7:00 a.m. Sunday. Unfortunately, one of them got transferred outof town and they were talking about trying to fill out the foursome.A woma... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-TO-GOLF-OR ...topten-jokes: TOP TEN THINGS ... TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN T10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Keep your head down... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/topten-jokes-TOP-TEN-THINGS ...topten-jokes: TOP TEN THINGS ... TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...10. Hey! It s my turn to sit in the front pew.9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/topten-jokes-TOP-TEN-THINGS ...golf-jokes: TRIVIA FACTS…. These ... TRIVIA FACTS…. These are interesting trivia facts!1. Coca-Cola was originally green.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-TRIVIA-FACTS….-These ...sport-jokes: Two Minutes Late ... Two Minutes Late A guy, who is from out of town is visiting a golf club. He gets paired up with one of the members and when they play a round and the guy shoots par, the member is amazed. He has never seen anyone come in... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Two-Minutes-Late ...adult-jokes: Two old friends ... Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn t turn up.""Sure," they said, "You r... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-Two-old-friends ...dirty-jokes: Two old friends ... Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, "Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn t turn up.""Sure," they said, "You r... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-Two-old-friends ...professional-jokes: TYPICAL ENGINEER…. A ... TYPICAL ENGINEER…. A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morningfor a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumedand said, “What s with these guys? We must have been waiting15 minutes!” The docto... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-TYPICAL-ENGINEER….-A ...animals-jokes: WHY DID THE ... WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?…. Answers:Pat Buchanan:To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossedthe “black man” in orde... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/yomama-jokes-Yo-mama-so ...golf-jokes: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7. ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7. The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~8. The average number of people airborne over the US an... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/golf-jokes-~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~7.-- ...sms-jokes: “Hockey is a ... “Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men.Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.” Ren Hicks... - Tags:
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