gender-jokes: 1 This ... 1 This explains your car.2 I never saw one like that before.3 But it still works, right?4 Are you cold?5 I guess this makes me the early bird.6 Ahhhh, it s cute.7 Can I be honest with you?8 Maybe it looks better in natu... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes--1-This ...gender-jokes: $;@#$*~ barbells or ... $;@#$*~ barbells or anything that weighsmore than a sandwich. (Which I am sure you learnedin the sadist school you attended and graduated magna cum laude from, youNazi bastard). The treadmill flung me off and I landed on... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-$;@#$*~-barbells-or ...gender-jokes: &*! from Your ... &*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)MEN 221 Fanning the Blanket After Farting Is Not NecessaryMEN 222 Real Men Ask for DirectionsMEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered ForeplayMEN 230B Her Birthdays and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-&*!-from-Your ...gender-jokes: &*! from Your ... &*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)MEN 221 Fanning the Blanket After Farting Is Not NecessaryMEN 222 Real women Ask for Directions, don t show off by knowingeverything.MEN 223 Thirty Minutes of him Begging is NOT C... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-&*!-from-Your ...gender-jokes: &*! from Your ... &*! from Your Vocabulary(Pass/Fail Only)MEN 221 Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not NecessaryMEN 222 Real Men Ask for DirectionsMEN 223 Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered ForeplayMEN 230B Her Birthdays and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-&*!-from-Your ...gender-jokes: *; Weather Channel.Sunday:I ... *; Weather Channel.Sunday:I m having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go andthank GOD that this week is over. I will also pray that next year myhusband (the BASTARD) will choose a gift for me that is... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-*;-Weather-Channel.Sunday:I ...gender-jokes: 1) The sex ... 1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.2) I don t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!4) Some people are alive only because it ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-1)-The-sex ...business-jokes: 1. Act out ... 1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change everyone s password to “chrysanthemum”.3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you se... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-1.-Act-out ...gender-jokes: 1. Combating Stupidity2. ... 1. Combating Stupidity2. You, too, can do housework3. PMS — Learn when to keep your mouth shut4. How to fill an ice tray5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas — Give us money6. Understanding the female respon... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-1.-Combating-Stupidity2. ...gender-jokes: 1. In the ... 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:A. Lovemaking.B. Screwing.C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only afteryou ve both shared:A. Yo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-1.-In-the ...gender-jokes: 100 Miles an ... 100 Miles an Hour A young couple is out carousing one evening. Whiledriving down the highway the guy says to the girl, “IfI go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?”She agrees and he begins to speed up. When... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-100-Miles-an ...gender-jokes: A Close Shave ... A Close Shave A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small woo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-Close-Shave ...gender-jokes: A Deathbed Confession ... A Deathbed Confession Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused h... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-Deathbed-Confession ...gender-jokes: A Farmer Sets ... A Farmer Sets A Few Ground Rules A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.The farmer said, “That s once.”A little further alon... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-Farmer-Sets ...gender-jokes: A GIRL S ... A GIRL S BEST FRIEND…. After dinner and a movie, Carl drove his date to a quiet countryroad and made his move. When Mary responded enthusiastically tohis kissing, he tried sliding his hand up her blouse. Suddenly,she jer... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-GIRL-S ...gender-jokes: A guy walks ... A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:1 toothbrush1 tube of toothpaste1 roll of toiletpaper1 frozen dinner1 can of pop1 box of cerealThe woman behind the counter says, “so you are single huh?”The ma... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-guy-walks ...gender-jokes: A man walked ... A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy s, one of thelargest department store chains. He shyly walked up to the womanbehind the counter and said, “I d like to buy a bra for my wife” “What type of bra?” asked th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-man-walked ...gender-jokes: A MOTHER S ... A MOTHER S POINT OF VIEW…. A mother traveled 2,000 miles to be with her only son on theday he was to receive his Air Force wings and also get married.“It was wonderful,” she said later. “It isn t every day thata mother w... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-MOTHER-S ...gender-jokes: A Quick Note ... A Quick Note On Foreplay Q: Why don t women blink during foreplay? A: They don t have time.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-Quick-Note ...gender-jokes: A Typical Male ... A Typical Male A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.The first does a total... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-Typical-Male ...gender-jokes: A WOMAN S ... A WOMAN S DICTIONARY…. Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you`re right but he just hasn`trealized it yet.Balance ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-WOMAN-S ...gender-jokes: A WOMAN S ... A WOMAN S FACTS ABOUT MEN…. 1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage.They ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.3. Marrying a divorced ma... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-A-WOMAN-S ...gender-jokes: Adam Strikes A ... Adam Strikes A Bargain One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”“What s the problem, Adam?” God replies.“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Adam-Strikes-A ...gender-jokes: ADVICE FOR WOMEN…. ... ADVICE FOR WOMEN…. 1. Don t imagine you can change a man unless he s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon — they should be able to put themall up ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-ADVICE-FOR-WOMEN…. ...gender-jokes: ALL ABOARD…. A ... ALL ABOARD…. A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in thesame sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both managed to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the manon... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-ALL-ABOARD….-A ...gender-jokes: All Men Are ... All Men Are The Same Q: Why did Moses wander the desert for fourty years? A: He wouldn t ask for directions ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-All-Men-Are ...gender-jokes: Always Watching Over ... Always Watching Over You… Nearly! A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick f... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Always-Watching-Over ...gender-jokes: AMISH FURNICE…. An ... AMISH FURNICE…. An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy onecold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, “My hands arefreezing cold.”The mother replied, “Put them between your legs. Your body he... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-AMISH-FURNICE….-An ...gender-jokes: AN EASY ENOUGH ... AN EASY ENOUGH MISTAKE…. A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few pacesaway noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chairand under the table... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-AN-EASY-ENOUGH ...gender-jokes: An Indecent Proposal ... An Indecent Proposal The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper.The man peered over his paper and asked “Would you le... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-An-Indecent-Proposal ...gender-jokes: Another Mystery Solved ... Another Mystery Solved Why are married women heavier than single women?single women come home, see whats in the fridge and go to bed.Married women come home, see whats in bed and go to the fridge... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Another-Mystery-Solved ...gender-jokes: ANSWERS TO THE ... ANSWERS TO THE 5 TOUGHEST QUESTIONS WOMEN ASK…. The five questions are:1 - “What are you thinking?”2 - “Do you love me?”3 - “Do I look fat?”4 - “Do you think she is prettier than me?”5 - “What would you do if I died?” Wh... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-ANSWERS-TO-THE ...gender-jokes: At The Agricultural ... At The Agricultural Show This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be au... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-At-The-Agricultural ...gender-jokes: At The Singles ... At The Singles Bar Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?A: At the circus the clowns don t talk. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-At-The-Singles ...gender-jokes: August 10, 2005MOODS…. ... August 10, 2005MOODS…. MOODS OF A WOMANAn angel of truth and a dream of fiction,a woman is a bundle of contradiction,she s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,but will tackle her boyfriend alone in thehouse.Sour as ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-August-10,-2005MOODS…. ...gender-jokes: August 11, 2005WOMEN…. ... August 11, 2005WOMEN…. They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.They... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-August-11,-2005WOMEN…. ...gender-jokes: August 12, 2005disk ... August 12, 2005disk uses What to do with those AOL disks.1. Mini cutting board (great for the office or the car, use metal door for knife).2. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you ve got a fly swatter.3. Construct a lif... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-August-12,-2005disk ...gender-jokes: August 13, 2005What ... August 13, 2005What s The Difference… Q: What is the difference between a man and a catfish?A: One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-August-13,-2005What ...gender-jokes: August 9, 2005FAT ... August 9, 2005FAT WOMEN…. What do you call a 500 pound womam with a yeast infection.#NAME?A man is in a bar having a drink and he hasn t had sex for ages.He notices that the only other person in the bar is this reallyfat... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-August-9,-2005FAT ...gender-jokes: Blaming The Dog ... Blaming The Dog A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents. He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.Then, the fami... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Blaming-The-Dog ...gender-jokes: Come Judegement Day ... Come Judegement Day Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Come-Judegement-Day ...gender-jokes: Come Judegement Day ... Come Judegement Day Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. The Lord comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Come-Judegement-Day ...gender-jokes: COMPARING GIRLS…. Times ... COMPARING GIRLS…. Times certainly change. For example, let s compare the[San Fernando] Valley Girl versus the [Silicon] Valley Girl.Hung out at the shopping mall.Hangs out at Fry s Electronics.Thought Moon Unit was Frank... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-COMPARING-GIRLS….-Times ...gender-jokes: COSMETIC LOOKS…. Luke ... COSMETIC LOOKS…. Luke s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmeticsguaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthysitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” productsshe asked, “Darling, honestly what a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-COSMETIC-LOOKS….-Luke ...gender-jokes: Cutting A Deal ... Cutting A Deal During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the vicar with an unusual offer. “Look, I ll give you £100 if you ll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I m to promise to ‘lov... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Cutting-A-Deal ...gender-jokes: DEFINITIONS FOR MEN ... DEFINITIONS FOR MEN AND WOMEN…. THINGY (thing-ee) n.female: Any part under a car s hood.male: The strap fastener on a woman s bra.VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.female: Fully opening up one s self emotionally to another.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-DEFINITIONS-FOR-MEN ...gender-jokes: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN…. ... DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN…. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you re right, but he hasn t realizedit yet.Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.Bar-be-que (... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-DICTIONARY-FOR-WOMEN…. ...gender-jokes: E-Mail Security Feature ... E-Mail Security Feature Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to “instruction manuals” ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-E-Mail-Security-Feature ...gender-jokes: Eight-year-old Sally brought ... Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good…mostly A s and a couple of B s. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:“Sally is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Eight-year-old-Sally-brought ...gender-jokes: Flattery Luke s ... Flattery Luke s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products she asked, “Darling, honestly what age wou... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Flattery-Luke-s ...gender-jokes: For twenty-five years, ... For twenty-five years, Mr. Bookman had arrived at work at exactly9:00am. He had never missed a day and was never late.One day, 9 am passed without Bookman s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss h... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-For-twenty-five-years, ...gender-jokes: GENDER DEFINITIONS…. Wants ... GENDER DEFINITIONS…. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical andpsychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.male: Food, sex and beer.Thingy (thing-ee) ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GENDER-DEFINITIONS….-Wants ...gender-jokes: GENERAL EQUATIONS & ... GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS…. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GENERAL-EQUATIONS-& ...gender-jokes: GIFTS FOR MEN…. ... GIFTS FOR MEN…. Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women.Follow these rules and you should have no problems.Rule #1:When in doubt, buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if healready has... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GIFTS-FOR-MEN…. ...gender-jokes: GIRLS HELP YOUR ... GIRLS HELP YOUR COUNTRY…. Since the hard line Islamic people cannot stand nudity, andconsider it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is nothis wife; tonight at 7:00, all women should run out of thehouse naked to hel... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GIRLS-HELP-YOUR ...gender-jokes: GRUMPY FAMILY…. A ... GRUMPY FAMILY…. A man and a woman drove along in silence — the quiet part of anasty argument. Their country drive took them past a farm with apigpen full of pigs wallowing in the mud.“Relatives of yours?” she asked sarca... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GRUMPY-FAMILY….-A ...gender-jokes: Guessing Games Once ... Guessing Games Once there was a family who was given some venison by a friend. The wife cooked up the deer steaks, and served it to the husband and children.The husband thought it would be fun to have the children guess ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Guessing-Games-Once ...gender-jokes: GUILTY… OF INNOCENCE…. ... GUILTY… OF INNOCENCE…. One day a little girl came home from school, and said to hermother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for somethingthat I didn t do.”The mother exclaimed, “But that s terrible! I m going to ha... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-GUILTY…-OF-INNOCENCE…. ...gender-jokes: HE SAID - ... HE SAID - SHE SAID He said — I don t know why you wear a bra;you ve got nothing to put in it. She said — You wear briefs, don t you? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ She said — What do you mean by coming home hal... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HE-SAID-- ...gender-jokes: He said… Want ... He said… Want a quickie?She said…As opposed to what? He said… Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?She said…Not at all honey, I would love you no matter who left youthe money. He said… “This coffee isn... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-He-said…-Want ...gender-jokes: HOUSEHOLD TIPS FOR ... HOUSEHOLD TIPS FOR THE LAZY WOMAN…. 1. Vacuuming too often weakens the carpet fibers. Say this with aserious face, and shudder delicately whenever anyone mentions CarpetFresh. 2. Dust bunnies cannot evolve into dust rhin... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HOUSEHOLD-TIPS-FOR ...gender-jokes: How Can You ... How Can You Tell? Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-How-Can-You ...gender-jokes: How Many Men? ... How Many Men? Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-How-Many-Men? ...gender-jokes: How Many Men… ... How Many Men… Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A: Both of them. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-How-Many-Men… ...gender-jokes: How To Satisfy ... How To Satisfy A Man HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke,... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-How-To-Satisfy ...gender-jokes: HOW TO SHOWER…. ... HOW TO SHOWER…. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMANTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see yourhusband along the way, cover... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HOW-TO-SHOWER…. ...gender-jokes: HOW TO TAKE ... HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER…. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamperaccording to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see yourhusband along the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HOW-TO-TAKE ...gender-jokes: How We See ... How We See Women This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed.However, as soon as they settled down, the man leans over and whispers softly, “Hey snuggle... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-How-We-See ...gender-jokes: HUNTING SEASON…. It ... HUNTING SEASON…. It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up raring togo bag the first deer of the season. He walks down to the kitchento get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife,Alice, sit... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HUNTING-SEASON….-It ...gender-jokes: I m sending ... I m sending this “warning” only to afew of my closest friends. You, too, may have been a victim… read on. My thighs were stolen from me during the night of August 3rda few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sle... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-I-m-sending ...gender-jokes: In The Anatomy ... In The Anatomy Class A woman enroled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles.The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what h... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-In-The-Anatomy ...gender-jokes: INSIGHTS TO THE ... INSIGHTS TO THE FEMALE MIND…. HER SIDE OF THE STORY.He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it mighthave been because I was a bit late but he didn t say anythingmuch about it. The conversation was quite sl... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-INSIGHTS-TO-THE ...gender-jokes: Irresistible To Women ... Irresistible To Women A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie.The genie says “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will gra... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Irresistible-To-Women ...gender-jokes: IT S NOT ... IT S NOT ALL FUN…. An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending allhis free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.“What ll you have?” he asked.“Oh, I don t know. The same as you I suppose,”... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-IT-S-NOT ...gender-jokes: IT S THE ... IT S THE WAY YOU TAUGHT THEM…. There was a father who was very proud of his three daughters.Every night he took a stroll around the house to make sureeverything was all right. One night when he was doing his stroll, he c... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-IT-S-THE ...gender-jokes: It s What ... It s What You Do With It That Counts A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to fish, and the wife liked to read. One morning the husband came back from fishing after getting up really early tha... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-It-s-What ...gender-jokes: July 18, 2005UNLUCKY ... July 18, 2005UNLUCKY FORTUNE…. A frog goes to have his fortune told. The swami looks at his littlewebbed palm and says, “Aha! You re about to meet a beautiful young ladywho is going to want to know everything about you.”... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-July-18,-2005UNLUCKY ...gender-jokes: Just One More ... Just One More Quick Drink A man stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him ordered a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then loo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Just-One-More ...gender-jokes: KEEPING A MAN ... KEEPING A MAN HAPPY…. A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bakebiscuits in the kitchen.“Mom?” she asks. “How do you keep Dad so happy after all theseyears of marriage?”The mother promptly threw a w... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-KEEPING-A-MAN ...gender-jokes: LAZY MEN JOKES…. ... LAZY MEN JOKES…. Why don t men do laundry? - Because the washer and dryer don trun on remote control!What do you call a woman that works like a man? - A Lazy bitch.How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet pap... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-LAZY-MEN-JOKES…. ...gender-jokes: LEARNING TO SPELL…. ... LEARNING TO SPELL…. Kathryn s 5-year-old developed a strong interest in spelling onceshe learned to spell STOP. After that, she tried to figure out herown words. From the back seat of the car she d ask, “Mom, what doesFG... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-LEARNING-TO-SPELL…. ...gender-jokes: LEPRECHAUN…. A guy ... LEPRECHAUN…. A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he s beingwatched by a leprechaun. Although the little fellow is staringat him intently, the guy doesn t get uncomfortable until theleprechaun drags a small... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-LEPRECHAUN….-A-guy ...gender-jokes: MA DEGREES FOR ... MA DEGREES FOR HIM - FOR HER…. A new two year degree is being offered at the Women s University,now that it has gone Co-Ed that many of you men should beinterested in: “Becoming a Husband”That s right! In just six trimes... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MA-DEGREES-FOR ...gender-jokes: MAN S 25 ... MAN S 25 RULES FOR WOMEN In response to the popular “Women s 50 Rules for Men1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it s up put itdown. 2. Don t cut your hair. Ever. 3. Don t make us guess. 4. If you ask a question you don... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MAN-S-25 ...gender-jokes: MARTHA S WAY…. ... MARTHA S WAY…. Martha s way #1:Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone toprevent ice cream drips.The Real Women s Way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete ssake, you are pro... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MARTHA-S-WAY…. ...gender-jokes: Men are like…..Placemats.They ... Men are like…..Placemats.They only show up when there s food on the table. Men are like…..Mascara.They usually run at the first sign of emotion.Men are like…..Bike helmets.Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just l... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Men-are-like…..Placemats.They ...gender-jokes: MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ... MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF MY FEMALE FRIENDS…. If I were ol Santa, you know what I d doI d dump silly gifts that are given to youAnd deliver some things just inside your front doorThings you have lost, but treasured befo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MERRY-CHRISTMAS-TO ...gender-jokes: MOODS…. MOODS OF ... MOODS…. MOODS OF A WOMANAn angel of truth and a dream of fiction,a woman is a bundle of contradiction,she s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.She ll take him for be... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MOODS….-MOODS-OF ...gender-jokes: MOODS…. MOODS OF ... MOODS…. MOODS OF A WOMANAn angel of truth and a dream of fiction,A woman is a bundle of contradiction,She s afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,But will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house.Sour as vinegar, sweet... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-MOODS….-MOODS-OF ...gender-jokes: NAKED LAWN MOWING…. ... NAKED LAWN MOWING…. “It s just too hot to wear clothes today,” Jack says as he steppedout of the shower, “Honey, what do you think the neighbors wouldthink if I mowed the lawn like this?”“Probably that I married you for ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-NAKED-LAWN-MOWING…. ...gender-jokes: NEW DEGREE AT ... NEW DEGREE AT U of H…. A new two-year degree is being offered at theUniversity that many of you should be interested in:Becoming a Real Man.That s right, in just six trimesters, you, too,can be a real man-aswell as earn ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-NEW-DEGREE-AT ...gender-jokes: NIGHT OUT…. One ... NIGHT OUT…. One Saturday, as Mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my fatherstepped up behind her. “Would you like to go out, girl?” he asked.Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, “Oh, yes,I d love to!”They ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-NIGHT-OUT….-One ...gender-jokes: Observing The Baby ... Observing The Baby One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doub... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Observing-The-Baby ...gender-jokes: OLD CONVERTIBLE…. His ... OLD CONVERTIBLE…. His beloved old white convertible was in deplorable shape, buthe refused to get rid of it. So when the old junker was stolenfrom his office parking lot, his family was delighted.Their relief was short-l... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-OLD-CONVERTIBLE….-His ...gender-jokes: On A Transatlantic ... On A Transatlantic Flight On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.One woman in particular loses it. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-On-A-Transatlantic ...gender-jokes: On The Hurrican ... On The Hurrican Trail Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-On-The-Hurrican ...gender-jokes: Overcoming the Embarrassment ... Overcoming the Embarrassment A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Overcoming-the-Embarrassment ...gender-jokes: Overly Suspicious Women ... Overly Suspicious Women Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.“You re running around with other women,” she charged.“You re being unrea... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Overly-Suspicious-Women ...gender-jokes: Playing In The ... Playing In The Snow Q: What s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman? A: A snowwoman is easier to make, because with a snowman you have to hollow out the head and use all that extra snow to make its testicles. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Playing-In-The ...gender-jokes: Q. Why do ... Q. Why do women have breasts? A. So men will talk to them. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Q.-Why-do ...gender-jokes: QUATTRO…. Five Englishmen ... QUATTRO…. Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an irish bordercheckpoint.Paddy the officer stops them and tells them: “It is illegal to put5 people in a Quattro.”“What do you mean it is illegal?” asked the Engli... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-QUATTRO….-Five-Englishmen ...gender-jokes: Secrets Of A ... Secrets Of A Successful Marriage There were a couple of old guys talking at the bar. One of the men had been married for 66 years.“Amazing. 66 years!” said his friend. “What s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”“... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Secrets-Of-A ...gender-jokes: So many men, ... So many men, so few who can afford me. ‘Coffee, chocolate, men … some things are just better rich. ‘Don t treat me any differently than you would the Queen. ‘Guys have feelings too, But … who cares? ‘And your point is? ‘... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-So-many-men, ...gender-jokes: SOME OF LIFE ... SOME OF LIFE S LESSONS…. 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn t moveand it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn t, use the tape. 3. T... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-SOME-OF-LIFE ...gender-jokes: Terms Of Endearment ... Terms Of Endearment A man was invited for dinner at a friend s house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her “My Love”, “Darling”, “Sweetheart”, etc., etc.His friend look... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Terms-Of-Endearment ...gender-jokes: The Ages Of ... The Ages Of Women 1. Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. 2. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. 3. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fu... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Ages-Of ...gender-jokes: The Ages of ... The Ages of Women Between the ages of 16 and 18, she is like Africa, virgin and unexplored. Between the ages of 19 and 35, she is like Asia, hot and exotic. Between the ages of 36 and 45, she is like America, fully explo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Ages-of ...gender-jokes: The Breasts Of ... The Breasts Of An Eighteen Year Old and The… This 65 year old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her.He watches her awhile then says, “You loo... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Breasts-Of ...gender-jokes: THE CHIROPRACTOR…. In ... THE CHIROPRACTOR…. In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenlystarted massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised,the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-THE-CHIROPRACTOR….-In ...gender-jokes: The Choices We ... The Choices We Make A wife woke of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. She got out of bed and checked around the house. She heard sobbing from the basement.After turning on the light and descend... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Choices-We ...gender-jokes: THE CLASSIFIED SECTION…. ... THE CLASSIFIED SECTION…. A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfast table and theman was reading the ads in the paper. He looked up and said, “Here is a great sale on tires!”His wife replied, “What do you want tire... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-THE-CLASSIFIED-SECTION…. ...gender-jokes: The Convicted Felon ... The Convicted Felon Returns A convicted felon was given ten years without parole for his latest crime. After 2 years in jail, he managed to escape. His escape was the lead item on the six o clock news.Because he had to b... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Convicted-Felon ...gender-jokes: THE DEAD BATTERY…. ... THE DEAD BATTERY…. A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had diedbecause I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry toget to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife togive me a hand to sta... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-THE-DEAD-BATTERY…. ...gender-jokes: the encounter I ... the encounter I m sure you could imagine,It s as simple as can be,The place is very commonthe place for he and she.She whispers, “Will it hurt?”“Of course not”, he replied,“It won t hurt a biton me you can rely.”“I m get... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-the-encounter-I ...gender-jokes: The Man Who ... The Man Who Has Everything Q: What should you give a man who has everything? A: Penicillin ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Man-Who ...gender-jokes: The Smartest Man ... The Smartest Man In The World There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two parachutes.The smartest man in the world stood up and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-The-Smartest-Man ...gender-jokes: THE VIRGIN WAY…. ... THE VIRGIN WAY…. A guy has been asking the prettiest girl in town for a date andfinally she agrees to go out with him.He takes her to a nice restaurant and buys her a fancy dinnerwith expensive wine.On the way home, he p... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-THE-VIRGIN-WAY…. ...gender-jokes: There are more ... There are more important things in life than money - but they won t go out with you if you are broke I told the doctor i broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those two places How can you be over the hi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-There-are-more ...gender-jokes: THINGS THAT MAKE ... THINGS THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO SCREAM…. There s always a car riding your tail when you re slowing down tofind an address….. You open a can of soup and the lid falls in….. It s bad enough that you step in dog poop, but you ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-THINGS-THAT-MAKE ...gender-jokes: This Is Dedicated ... This Is Dedicated To Every Woman This is dedicated to every woman who ever attempted, (unsuccessfully) toget into a regular workout routine. A must read! Diary…For my fiftieth (50th) birthday this year, my husband (the d... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-This-Is-Dedicated ...gender-jokes: TOP NINE THINGS ... TOP NINE THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND…. 9. Why it s good to have five pairs of black shoes.8. The difference between cream, ivory, and off-white.7. Crying can be fun.6. FAT CLOTHES5. A salad, diet drink, and a hot fudge ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-TOP-NINE-THINGS ...gender-jokes: Top Ten Quotes ... Top Ten Quotes on Marriage 1. The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, “What s on the TV?” I said, “Dust!” 2. In the beginning God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created wom... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Top-Ten-Quotes ...gender-jokes: TRAINING COURSE FOR ... TRAINING COURSE FOR WOMEN…. TO ALL WOMEN, REGISTER BEFORE IT S TOO LATE. SPACES ARE LIMITED.Women think they already know everything, but wait,… trainingcourses are now available for women on the following subjects:1. Si... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-TRAINING-COURSE-FOR ...gender-jokes: TRUTH FOR WOMEN…. ... TRUTH FOR WOMEN…. If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always beyours. If it doesn t come back, it was never yours to begin with.But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, ea... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-TRUTH-FOR-WOMEN…. ...gender-jokes: Two confirmed bachelors ... Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Theirconversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got acookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never doanything with it.” “Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” as... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Two-confirmed-bachelors ...gender-jokes: Ways To End ... Ways To End An Argument A husband desperate to end an argument offers to buy is wife a new car.She curtly declines his offer by saying, “That s not quite what I had in mind.”Frantically he offers her a new house.Again sh... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Ways-To-End ...gender-jokes: What is the ... What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-What-is-the ...gender-jokes: What personal ads ... What personal ads really mean! FIRST THE ADS FROM WOMEN 40-ish……………… 48 Adventurer………….. Has had more partners than you ever willAthletic……………. Flat-chested Average looking……… UglyBeautiful…………… Pathological liar Conta... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-What-personal-ads ...gender-jokes: What s The ... What s The Difference… What s the difference between a penis and a prick? A penis is fun, sexy and satisfying… A prick is the guy who owns it. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-What-s-The ...gender-jokes: What s Worse? ... What s Worse? Q: What s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?A: A women who won t do what she s told. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-What-s-Worse? ...gender-jokes: WHAT SHOULD I ... WHAT SHOULD I WEAR…. A man who had been called to testify at the Internal RevenueService asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wearyour shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper,” theaccountant repli... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WHAT-SHOULD-I ...gender-jokes: what women really ... what women really mean Women s EnglishWhat They SayWhat They MeanYesNoNoYesMaybeNoI m sorry.You ll be sorry.We needI wantIt s your decisionThe correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you wantYou ll pay for this... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-what-women-really ...gender-jokes: What You Should ... What You Should Never Say to Your Woman Written by Kreptor1. Looks like you put on a few pounds, in the past couple weeks!2. Is that your mother! Damn she is finer than you are!3. Hey, I did not know you had a twin siste... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-What-You-Should ...gender-jokes: WHATEVER YOU WANT, ... WHATEVER YOU WANT, DARLING…. There was a fellow talking to his buddy one day. The fellow said,“I don t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She haseverything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants,s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WHATEVER-YOU-WANT, ...gender-jokes: When All This ... When All This Started So God calls to Adam and says, “Adam, I have some good news and some bad news. What do you want to hear first?”Adam replies, “The good news.”God answers, “Well, the good news is I gave you a penis a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-When-All-This ...gender-jokes: WHEN IN ROME…. ... WHEN IN ROME…. A Young Aussie was enjoying his first night in Rome drinkingcappuccino at a pavement cafe when a pretty girl sat besidehim.“Hello,” he said. “Do you understand English?”“Only a little,” she answered.“How m... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WHEN-IN-ROME…. ...gender-jokes: Who can understand ... Who can understand men Who can understand men?… >> >>1. The nice men are ugly. >>2. The handsome men are not nice. >>3. The handsome and nice men are gay. >>4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married. >>5. Th... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Who-can-understand ...gender-jokes: WHY ARE MEN ... WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS?…. Answers given by a man-It s a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we mensuffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the averagelifespan of a male is typically 10 years s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Why-Do-Women… ...gender-jokes: Why Men Masturbate ... Why Men Masturbate Q: Why do men masturbate? A: It s sex with someone they love. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Why-Men-Masturbate ...gender-jokes: Will He Be ... Will He Be Faithful? Q: How can you tell if your husband might be unfaithful?A: Check and see if he has a penis.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Will-He-Be ...gender-jokes: Woman s Roles ... Woman s Roles Subject: Women s roles A journalist had done a story on gender rolesin Kuwait several years before the Gulf War,and she noted then that women customarilywalked about 10 feet behind their husbands.She return... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-Woman-s-Roles ...gender-jokes: WOMEN S BUMPER ... WOMEN S BUMPER STICKERS…. 1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.3. IF THEY DON T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN T GOING.4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.5.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WOMEN-S-BUMPER ...gender-jokes: WOMEN S THOUGHTS…. ... WOMEN S THOUGHTS…. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as strayeyebrows.Who ever thought up the word “Mammogram?” Every time I hear it, Ithink I m supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-WOMEN-S-THOUGHTS…. ...gender-jokes: WOMEN Women s ... WOMEN Women s EnglishWhat They Say What They MeanYes NoNo YesMaybe NoI m sorry. You ll be sorry.We need I wantIt s your decision The correct decision should be obvious by now.Do what you want You ll pay for this later.We... - Tags:
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