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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-mother-and ...adult-jokes: A woman on ... A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,"Hey! where d ja get the pig?" The woman replied," You drunken fool, that s no pig -- it s a duck!" And the drunk said," Quie... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-woman-sought ...classic-jokes: A young blind ... A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wak... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-ADVICE-FOR-WOMEN…. ...business-jokes: Any wire cut ... Any wire cut to length will be too short.Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.Anyone can admit they were wrong; the true test is admitting it to someone else.Anyone who is popular is bound to be dis... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Any-wire-cut ...april-jokes: Apr 01Q. Why ... Apr 01Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1?A. Because they ve just finished a long, 31 day March! ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-April-Fool-s ...political-jokes: As Governor, Bush ... As Governor, Bush got to ceremonially act as a state trooper for a day. While operating a speed trap Bush pulled over a Texas farmer. He lectured the farmer about his speed and the necessity of obeying laws made by his s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/political-jokes-As-Governor,-Bush ...business-jokes: Beware the fury ... Beware the fury of a patient man. - John DrydenBeware the man of one book. - St. Thomas AquinasBeware the wrath of a patient person.Blessed are those who go around in circles, for they shall be known as wheels.Blessed is... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Beware-the-fury ...business-jokes: Bureau Termination, Law ... Bureau Termination, Law of: When a government bureau is scheduled to be phased out, the number of employees in that bureau will double within 12 months after the decision is made.Brooke s Law: Whenever a system becomes c... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Bureau-Termination,-Law ...april-jokes: doctor apple docter ... doctor apple docter docter! i feel like a apple well we better get to the core of this it all started when i felt a bit wormywell it might be thatbug going around... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-doctor-apple-docter ...animals-jokes: Elephant One Liners ... Elephant One Liners Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired.A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doe... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-George-was-planning ...sport-jokes: Here Moosey Moosey ... Here Moosey Moosey Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic cow moose costume and learned the mating call of a cow moose.The plan ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Here-Moosey-Moosey ...oldage-jokes: How do you ... How do you tell …. How do you tell if a bass is actually dead?Hold out a check (but don t be fooled: a slight, residual spasmodic clutching action may occur even hours after death has occurred). ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-If-at-first ...idiots-jokes: INSULTS…. I don ... INSULTS…. I don t think you are a fool. But then what s MY opinion againstthousands of others?I don t want you to turn the other cheek. It s just as ugly.I feel sorry for you because you are so homely but I feel evensorr... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/idiots-jokes-INSULTS….-I-don ...business-jokes: It does not ... It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.It doesn t matter whether you win or lose, until you lose.It is a dog-eat-dog world out there and I m wearing Milk Bone... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-It-does-not ...adult-jokes: It seems that ... It seems that there were twin brothers by the name of Jones, John and Joe. John was married and Joe was single. Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It so happened that Joe s boat sank on the same day that John... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-LAB-RATS-VS ...animals-jokes: LEOPARD…. A wealthy ... LEOPARD…. A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took hisfaithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasingbutterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So,wandering about he no... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-MATH….-Little-Tommy ...professional-jokes: MATH…. Little Tommy ... MATH…. Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had triedeverything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short,everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, theyenrolled him ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-MATH….-Little-Tommy ...oldage-jokes: More Office Wisdom… ... More Office Wisdom… A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.Don t be irreplaceable; if you can t be... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-More-Office-Wisdom… ...business-jokes: Murphy was an ... Murphy was an optimist.My client(sponsor/customer) doesn t know what he wants.Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.Nature is a mother.Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.Needs are a function of what other pe... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Murphy-was-an ...adult-jokes: Once there were ... Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone s wife died the same ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-Once-there-were ...dirty-jokes: Once there were ... Once there were twin brothers by the name of Jones. John Jones was married, and Joe Jones was single. The single brother Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated row boat. It happened that John Jone s wife died the same ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-Once-there-were ...business-jokes: Only a bureaucracy ... Only a bureaucracy can fight a bureaucracy.Only a fool can reproduce another fool s work.Only a mediocre person is always at their best.Only them as knows their own…knows.Only those who attempt the absurd can acheive the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-quarter-You-take ...medical-jokes: QUICKIES…. Guy 1: ... QUICKIES…. Guy 1: What is the best MOTHER s DAY present?Guy 2: What?Guy 1: Flowers and a Dildo.Guy 2: Why a DildoGuy 1: Cause if she don t like the flowers she can go FUCKherself.Want to play war? I ll lay on the bed and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-QUICKIES….-Guy-1: ...lawyer-jokes: RUINED BY SOME ... RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren t you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/lawyer-jokes-RUINED-BY-SOME ...april-jokes: Shoping time what ... Shoping time what shop did the one handed man goe into ? answer: the second hand shop ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-Shoping-time-what ...april-jokes: Sick joke In ... Sick joke In a hospital waiting room a guy is anxiously waiting for his wife to have their first baby, after 2 hours, a nurse comes bouncing though the labor room doors with a little baby cradled in her arms and asks for... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-Sick-joke-In ...april-jokes: so hungry It ... so hungry It was April 1st, and this blahla lookin guy was sticking his head in the fridge looking for something to eat. He said, “Eh brah, I so hungry I could eat one whole fricken horse!” A few seconds lapsed and then ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/april-fool-jokes-so-hungry-It ...answering-jokes: Steve: Hello. Steve ... Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren t here right now, but if…Matt: Steve, what are you doing?Steve: I m leaving a phone message since we aren t here.Matt: But you left the last one — it s my turn.Steve: No, I m sure it s m... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/answering-machine-jokes-Steve:-Hello.-Steve ...sport-jokes: The 2 moose ... The 2 moose hunters… These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with a foolproof plan. (emphasis on fool)They got themselves a very authentic cow moose costume and learned themat... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-The-2-moose ...classic-jokes: This is why ... This is why I didn t show up for work yesterday. I was cleaning out my wife s grandpa s cellar and found 12 bottles of his home-bottled grape wine under the steps. My wife told me to empty the contents of each and every ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/classic-jokes-This-is-why ...men-jokes: What is six ... What is six inches long, two inches wide and make men act like fools?Money. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/men-jokes-What-is-six ...animals-jokes: WHY DID THE ... WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?…. Answers:Pat Buchanan:To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossedthe “black man” in orde... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-WHY-DID-THE ...business-jokes: Wisdom consists of ... Wisdom consists of knowing when to avoid perfection.Wisdom is what s left after we ve run out of personal opinions.Without data, yours is just another opinion.Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will b... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Wisdom-consists-of ...adult-jokes: Your honour, I ... Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Hon... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-Your-honour,-I ...dirty-jokes: Your honour, I ... Your honour, I am 75 years old. So here I am, sitting there on my porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sits beside me. He starts to rub my thigh, and it feels good, Your Hon... - Tags:
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