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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-woman-walks ...farmer-jokes: Amazing talking cow ... Amazing talking cow A man s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow.Startled, the man... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Berra-s-Law: ...animals-jokes: COW JOKES…. There ... COW JOKES…. There are two cows in a field and one says to the other “I m abit worried about all this mad cow s disease that s been goingaround. Aren t you” The other one says “Why should it bother me,I m a penguin!” What... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-Cow-Priced-Like ...animals-jokes: Dead Donkey Buddy ... Dead Donkey Buddy Boudreaux left Newfoundland and moved to Toronto and bought adonkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver thedonkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, “I msorr... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-DUCK-HUNTING-IN ...farmer-jokes: Eat the watermelons ... Eat the watermelons A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast.The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-Horny-Rooster-A ...farmer-jokes: Horse pulls the ... Horse pulls the car An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy.He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, “Pull, Nellie, pu... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/farmer-jokes-Horse-pulls-the ...animals-jokes: IN A PIG ... IN A PIG S EYE…. A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty yearsand tells the priest he s been having sexual intercourse witha pig ever since his wife died. The priest asks him if he intends to continue do... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-OLD….-Old-accountants ...animals-jokes: One day a ... One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, “You ve lived a good life. If there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know.”The cat thinks for ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-One-day-a ...adult-jokes: One day a ... One day a farmer goes into town to see a vet to see if how to tell that his pigs are pregnant. The vet says that if there standing up in the morning there not pregnant, but if there rolling in the mud they are. So the fa... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-One-day-a ...adult-jokes: One day an ... One day an old farmer fell asleep in the top level in a 2 level hay shed. When he woke up, he found his son having sex with his girlfriend on the bottom level of the hayshed. He decided he wouldn t disturb them, so he la... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-One-day-an ...farmer-jokes: Ploughing the land ... Ploughing the land A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car ou... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/farmer-jokes-Ploughing-the-land ...farmer-jokes: Politicians accident A ... Politicians accident A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer s field.Seeing what happened, the old... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/farmer-jokes-Question-and-answer ...animals-jokes: Screwing Rooster There ... Screwing Rooster There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the rooster form told him that the rooster would screw everything in sig... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-Screwing-Rooster-There ...farmer-jokes: Texan farmer travels ... Texan farmer travels A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at l... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/farmer-jokes-Texan-farmer-travels ...animals-jokes: The Brown and ... The Brown and White Cows! There was a farmer who had a brown cow and a white cow and he wanted to get them bred, so borrowed his neighbor s bull and turned it loose in the pasture.He told his son to watch and come in and... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-The-Brown-and ...animals-jokes: The Farmer s ... The Farmer s Prize Goat Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started walking in a meadow. As he walked, he came upon a hole. Wanting to see how de... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-The-Farmer-s ...animals-jokes: The Rooster A ... The Rooster A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he tried to miss it but unfortunately he ran over the rooster & killed it.He decided that he should go & tell the f... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-The-Rooster-A ...animals-jokes: The Special Pig ... The Special Pig One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, “Excuse me sir, but why does that pig only have 3 legs?”“Well,” said the farmer, “that there pig is very s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-The-Special-Pig ...adult-jokes: There were these ... There were these three farmers that wanted to win the state fair contest for having the largest hog. They decide that they should stick a cork in the pigs ass and feed him for a month before the fair. The only problem wa... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-There-were-these ...adult-jokes: This farmer has ... This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I ve got this great rooster, named Randy; he ll... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-This-farmer-has ...farmer-jokes: Try to grow ... Try to grow chickens A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. H... - Tags:
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