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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-August-10,-2005DOCTOR, ...cartoon-jokes: August 11, 2005ACCORDING ... August 11, 2005ACCORDING TO STAR TREK…. Why did the chicken cross the road — According to Star Trek…Worf: Klingon chickens do not cross roads.Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre.Dr. Crusher: If there s nothin... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/cartoon-jokes-August-11,-2005ACCORDING ...medical-jokes: August 11, 2005DOCTOR ... August 11, 2005DOCTOR JOKES…. A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife s going to have her babyin the cab!”I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady s dress,and began to take off her underwear.Suddenl... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-August-11,-2005DOCTOR ...gender-jokes: August 11, 2005WOMEN…. ... August 11, 2005WOMEN…. They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.They... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-August-16,-2005Preparing ...oldage-jokes: August 8, 2005CHEAP ... August 8, 2005CHEAP VIAGRA…. Viagra can now be purchased at a huge discount under itsgeneric name. Just ask your doctor or chemist for the genericViagra known as: Mycoxaflopin. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-August-8,-2005CHEAP ...medical-jokes: BAD NEWS….. A ... BAD NEWS….. A man in his 40 s goes in for a physical. The doctor says “I have goodnews and I have bad news.”The man says, “Give me the bad news first.”Doc says, “There is a problem with your penis, you can only get a few... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-BAD-NEWS…..-A ...sport-jokes: Bee Sting A ... Bee Sting A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, “Is anyone here a doctor.”One guy, who was pretty drunk, stand... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-BEHIND-BARS….-It ...sport-jokes: Blind Golf? A ... Blind Golf? A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning at thethird tee (par 3, 185 yards, slight dog leg to left, water hazard onthe right) while a particularly slow group of golfers were flailin away a... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-Blind-Golf?-A ...oldage-jokes: BLUE BALLS…. A ... BLUE BALLS…. A man visits his doctor. “I think I have a problem, doc,” said the patient. “One of myballs has turned blue.” The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patientwould die if they didn t have his te... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-BOB-S-DOCTOR….“Would ...oldage-jokes: CHEAP PERV…. A ... CHEAP PERV…. A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going tosurgery. As she lays there, a man in white coat comes by, liftsup the sheet, and then leaves. This happens a second time. The third time this ha... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-CHEAP-PERV….-A ...oldage-jokes: CHEST LETTERS…. A ... CHEST LETTERS…. A girl goes to the doctor and takes off her shirt to be examined.On her chest she has a huge red “H.” The doctor asks, “How did you get that red ‘H on your chest?” She replies, “My boyfriend goes to Harv... - Tags:
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