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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-A-President-of ...religion-jokes: A priest, scientist, ... A priest, scientist, an astronaut and a plumber were playing golf one day. To kill the time they started a conversation on natural occurrences. They chose to debate about wind. The scientist said that winds were the resu... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-Ask-any-man ...business-jokes: August 12, 2005warning ... August 12, 2005warning These product warnings and instructions are proof that there must be a lot of stupid people in the world. Seen a funny one? Send it in!•I once bought a small calculator that had the following:WARNI... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-August-12,-2005warning ...business-jokes: August 17, 2005Real ... August 17, 2005Real Business Signs On an Electrician s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”In a Non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume y... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-August-17,-2005Real ...business-jokes: August 9, 2005TIPS ... August 9, 2005TIPS FOR SUCCESS IN BUSINESS…. 1 Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands.People with documents in their hands look like hardworkingemployees heading for important meetings. People with not... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-August-9,-2005TIPS ...celebrity-jokes: Bill Gates died ... Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God..."Well, Bill, I m really confused on this call. I m not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/celebrity-jokes-Bill-Gates-died ...professional-jokes: Can you please ... Can you please advise me. I`m having some problems.I`m currently running the latest version of Girlfriend and I`vebeen having some problems lately. I`ve been running the sameversion of Drinking 1.0 all along as my primar... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-Can-you-please ...school-jokes: Changing Schools. A ... Changing Schools. A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.Finally, at the insistence of a family friend, they decided to enroll their son in a pri... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-Changing-Schools.-A ...gender-jokes: DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN…. ... DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN…. Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n.A discussion that occurs when you re right, but he hasn t realizedit yet.Airhead (er*hed) n.What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.Bar-be-que (... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-DICTIONARY-FOR-WOMEN…. ...medical-jokes: DO YOU SELL ... DO YOU SELL CONDOMS?…. A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up tothe girl at checkout #3. He asks her, “Do you guys have condomshere?” She says “Sure. What size are you?”“I don t know” he replies.“W... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-DO-YOU-SELL ...cartoon-jokes: donald vs daffy ... donald vs daffy Claim: In the “dueling pianos” scene of Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Donald Duck calls Daffy Duck a ‘nigger. Status: False. Synopsis: The power of suggestion at work once again, turning an innocuous ut... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/cartoon-jokes-donald-vs-daffy ...animals-jokes: For Cat Lovers ... For Cat Lovers An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.B... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-For-Cat-Lovers ...adult-jokes: George was planning ... George was planning on going out with "The Boys" when his wife told him that he wasn t leaving the house.George s Wife: "The last time you went out with your friends you got so drunk that you puked on your shirt."George:... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-George-was-planning ...answering-jokes: Hello, I m ... Hello, I m not here right now. In fact, I m out getting a new parakeet. If you leave a message after the beep, I ll be sure to get back to you. Oh, and by the way, a word of advice; never try to clean a parakeet cage wit... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/answering-machine-jokes-Hello.-You-are ...oldage-jokes: HOSPITAL MEMO…. The ... HOSPITAL MEMO…. The following “memo” — apparently by some staff prankster– was faxed to the Medical Records Department of a Spokanehospital.MEMO TO: All Hospital StaffFROM: Administration/GroundskeeperSUBJECT: New Cost C... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HOUSEHOLD-TIPS-FOR ...men-jokes: How do women ... How do women define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat; We clean/they dirt; We iron/ they wrinkle. ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/men-jokes-How-do-women ...gender-jokes: HOW TO SHOWER…. ... HOW TO SHOWER…. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMANTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see yourhusband along the way, cover... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-HOW-TO-SHOWER…. ...gender-jokes: HOW TO TAKE ... HOW TO TAKE A SHOWER…. HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamperaccording to lights and darks.2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see yourhusband along the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Hugh-Downs- ...sport-jokes: humidity. At the ... humidity. At the end of the next day, the devil again checked on the new man,and found him still happy to be sweating and straining. The man explained that it felt like the old days, when he had to clean out his silo in ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-humidity.-At-the ...idiots-jokes: Idiots on the ... Idiots on the computer Any time you feel dumb, don t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you.1. Compaq is considering changing the c... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/oldage-jokes-in-common….-What ...oldage-jokes: Job Interview No-No ... Job Interview No-No s! If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:“You could do worse.”“I ll work so hard you won t even know I m there.”“I ll need all my paid vacation time up front so I ll be re... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/clean-jokes-KNOCK-KNOCKWho-s ...professional-jokes: LAB RATS VS ... LAB RATS VS COMPUTER PROGRAMMER…. Just for fun, lets compare the conditions of lab rats and thetypical computer programmer:Lab Rats ProgrammersWander through endless Wander through endlessmazes hopelessly searching mazes... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-LAB-RATS-VS ...gender-jokes: LAZY MEN JOKES…. ... LAZY MEN JOKES…. Why don t men do laundry? - Because the washer and dryer don trun on remote control!What do you call a woman that works like a man? - A Lazy bitch.How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet pap... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/gender-jokes-LAZY-MEN-JOKES…. ...oldage-jokes: LESSON ON MAKING ... LESSON ON MAKING GLOVES…. A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady steeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so hebegan to tell her a story as he was putting on hissurgical gloves…“Do you know how the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/school-jokes-Lipstick-problem!-According ...adult-jokes: Mr. Jones gets ... Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife s been in a terrible car accident. He rushes to the hospital, runs into the ER and says his wife s been in an accident. They tell him Dr. Smith is handling ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-NEW-DRUGS-FOR ...adult-jokes: of our diners ... of our diners knock the spoon off the table. By carrying clean spoons with us, we save trips to the kitchen."The diner ate his meal. As he was paying the waiter, he commented, "Forgive the intrusion, but do you know that... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/professional-jokes-OLD….-Old-accountants ...business-jokes: Oliver s Law ... Oliver s Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.Orben s Packaging Discovery: For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash.Osborn s Law: Variables won t, constants aren t.... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/business-jokes-Oliver-s-Law ...adult-jokes: Once upon a ... Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle... - Tags:
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