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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-brunette-says ...blondes-jokes: A couple of ... A couple of blondes were driving through Louisiana when they came to a sign that told them they were almost to Natchitoches. They argued all the way there about how to pronounce the name of the town. Finally they stopped... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-couple-of ...blondes-jokes: A man is ... A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a sensitive man as well... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-police-officer ...blondes-jokes: A police officer ... A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then tod... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-police-officer ...blondes-jokes: A teacher is ... A teacher is instructing her fourth grade class, and she s telling them that the word of the day is contagious. She asks if anyone can use this word in a sentence, and several students raise their hands. "Carl," she sa... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-teacher-is ...blondes-jokes: A young blonde ... A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.After becoming very fr... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-As-a-trucker ...blondes-jokes: Blonde Inventions1. The ... Blonde Inventions1. The water-proof towel2. Solar powered flashlight3. Submarine screen door4. A book on how to read5. Inflatable dart board6. A dictionary index7. Ejector seat in a helicopter8. Powdered water9. Pedal-po... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/science-jokes-Blondes-to-the ...blondes-jokes: During a rock ... During a rock climbing expedition, an accident occurred, as some of the grappling hooks gave way. This left the eleven climbers clinging precariously to the wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on ... - Tags:
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