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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-guy-went ...classic-jokes: A highly timid ... A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leat... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/bar-jokes-A-woman-walks ...adult-jokes: A woman walks ... A woman walks into the store and purchases the following: 1 small box of detergent1 Bar of soap3 individual servings of yogurt2 oranges1 stick of women s deodorant.She then goes to the check out line.Cashier: Oh, you mus... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-After-hearing-a ...gender-jokes: ALL ABOARD…. A ... ALL ABOARD…. A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in thesame sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both managed to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the manon... - Tags:
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