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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-blind-man ...blondes-jokes: A blonde and ... A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she s speeding so she asks the blonde if there s a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-decides ...blondes-jokes: A blonde executive ... A blonde executive was driving by a field one day when she saw a blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a dirt field. She drove over to her and said, "It s idiots like you that give blondes a bad name, and if I could swim... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-is ...blondes-jokes: A blonde returned ... A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called the police immediately to report the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K-9 unit... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-returned ...blondes-jokes: A blonde stormed ... A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!""Yes, Ma am?" said the librarian looking up at her."I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!"Puzzled by her complain the librari... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-blonde-walked ...blondes-jokes: A blonde walks ... A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of securi... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-walks ...blondes-jokes: A blonde walks ... A blonde walks into a doctor s office. She gets in the room with the doctor and says, "Doc, I hurt all over." The doctor is really confused. He says, "What do you mean, you hurt all over?" The blonde says, "I ll show you... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-walks ...blondes-jokes: A blonde walks ... A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I m sorry, this is a library." So the blonde whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?" ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-walks ...blondes-jokes: A blonde was ... A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I ve kidnapped you!", said the blonde ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-was ...blondes-jokes: A blonde went ... A blonde went to a hair dresser s one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-went ...animals-jokes: A BLONDE WITH ... A BLONDE WITH HORSE SENSE…. There was this blonde farmer who had these two horses that shecouldn t tell apart. She went to her neighbor and asked if he hadany ideas to help her. The neighbor told her to trim part of oneh... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-A-BLONDE-WITH ...blondes-jokes: A blonde women ... A blonde women started to work at a school as a teacher. It came to break time, and while she was on duty she noticed a girl standing on her own and thought nothing of it. Later in the day when lunch time came she notice... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde-women ...blondes-jokes: A blonde, brunette ... A blonde, brunette and redhead woman decided to compete in the Breast Stroke division of the English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde finally reached the shore complete... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-blonde,-brunette ...religion-jokes: A boy asks ... A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!" to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-A-boy-is ...dirty-jokes: A boy is ... A boy is at school and he hears the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch. The boy confused by this goes to his mother. "Mom", the boy asks, "What s a pussy?"The mother being startled by this thinks quick and f... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-boy-is ...adult-jokes: A boy was ... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the dis... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-A-boy-was ...dirty-jokes: A boy was ... A boy was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the dis... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-boy-was ...medical-jokes: A BRAVE MAN…. ... A BRAVE MAN…. Who said men were afraid of the dentist???The Millers were shown into the dentist s officewhere Mr. Miller made it clear he was in a big hurry.“No expensive extras, Doctor,” he ordered.“No gas or needles or... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-A-BRAVE-MAN…. ...adult-jokes: A bride who ... A bride who got a little too drunk at her wedding reception was still determined to say a few words of thanks to the guests for all their presents. She stumbled through a short speech and then slowly turned to point to t... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-bride-who ...blondes-jokes: A brunette is ... A brunette is trying to get across a river and suddenly she spots a blonde on the other side. She yells over to the blonde "Hey, excuse me! How do I get over to the other side?" And after a quick survey of the river, the... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-brunette-is ...blondes-jokes: A brunette says ... A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird!" and the blonde looks up and says "Where?"... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/blondes-jokes-A-brunette-says ...animals-jokes: A Bugs Mind ... A Bugs Mind What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?It s butt!... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/animals-jokes-A-Bugs-Mind ...classic-jokes: A burglar breaks ... A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/classic-jokes-A-burglar-breaks ...adult-jokes: A businessman and ... A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don t worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there s no risk." As one thing leads to ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-A-businessman-and ...dirty-jokes: A businessman and ... A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, go to his house for an early afternoon quickie. "Don t worry," he assures her, "my wife is out of town on a business trip, so there s no risk." As one thing leads to ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-businessman-and ...adult-jokes: A businessman and ... A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner." "Don t worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there s no risk." As one thing leads... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-A-businessman-and ...dirty-jokes: A businessman and ... A businessman and his secretary, overcome by passion, retire to his house for what is popularly termed a "nooner." "Don t worry," he purrs. "My wife is out of town on a business trip, there s no risk." As one thing leads... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-businessman-and ...bar-jokes: A businessman enters ... A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. A... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/bar-jokes-A-businessman-enters ...adult-jokes: A captain of ... A captain of his ship was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket." To which one of the crew member... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/adult-jokes-A-captain-of ...dirty-jokes: A captain of ... A captain of his ship was sailing the seas one afternoon, when suddenly over the horizon a pirate ship was seen. The captain yells "Everyone prepare for battle, and hand me my red jacket." To which one of the crew member... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/dirty-jokes-A-captain-of ...classic-jokes: A carpet installer ... A carpet installer decides to take a cigarette break after completing the installation in the first of several rooms he has to do. Finding them missing from his pocket he begins searching, only to notice a small lump in ... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/classic-jokes-A-carpet-installer ...religion-jokes: A Catholic, a ... A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families. "I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I ll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic."That s nothing! s... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/religion-religious-jokes-A-Catholic,-a ...medical-jokes: A CHANGE OF ... A CHANGE OF CAREERS…. A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers andbecome a mechanic. So she found out from her local techcollege what was involved, signed up for evening classes andattended diligently, learn... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/medical-jokes-A-CHANGE-OF ...sport-jokes: A Chicago man ... A Chicago man in hell A Chicago man dies and goes to hell.When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here.” The man says, “No problem. I m fr... - Tags:
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www.funnyjokes1.com/sport-jokes-A-Chicago-man ...animals-jokes: A chicken walks ... A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says “We don t servepoultry!” The chicken says “That s OK I just want a drink.”Why don t chicken wear underware?- Because their peckers are on their face!Which side of the chicke... - Tags:
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